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Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.
Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
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Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.
Sam loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns.
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A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
whos that guy?
That gay kid? Why thats Sam!
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The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.
Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
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Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)
Sam is a sam
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They are the badass of your friend group, and everyone envies her skills. She’s intellectually superior and can have anything she wants in a heartbeat, guys want to be with her and girls want to be her. But this blue eyed savage is a lesbian so she’s too cool for the popular cliches and has serious beef with the cliche leader. She goes by Sam because “Samantha” is to much of a god damned mouthful.
“Woah, Sam just stole my girl”
“Shit, Sam just decked Jessica’s dude!”
“Woah, Sam just stole the cliche leaders BFF because she doesn’t have a stick up her ass”
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