blind date

An event where someone sets up 2 people who don't know each other on a date. In most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the "matchmaker" afterwards.

My shitty friend set me up on a blind date, and I vomited for hours afterwards.

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Tinder Date

The act of using Tinder for a date which it's only purpose is to get laid.

"Guy" didn't want a girlfriend so he decided to Tinder Date.

To self: "I'm bored horny, I want to go in a Tinder Date"

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hot date

Generally used sarcastically to exaggerate the appeal of a date. The date may or may not be real, and although the date might actually be "hot", as in exciting, it's just as likely to not exist at all or be boring.

Are you going on a hot date tonight?
Yes. With my Mom.

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Date Gut

When on a first date with a girl, a boy is exceptionally nervous. This anxiety causes pockets of gas to form in the bowel. Because of the female presence, expelling the gaseous build up is not a viable option; therefore, the stomach begins to bloat and cramp, causing date gut. But the moment the unsuspecting date is dropped safely at home, the gas is released along with any painful stomach cramps.

Went out with Carrie last night, and now my butt hole hurts -- bad case of date gut.

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Group Date

when multiple couples get together to do an activity.

Dawn and Dallas are going to meet up with Cassie who is dating Tyler and Kaylee who is dating Kalab. Three couples are going on a group date to go bowling.

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Jake Date

When you go out with a girl for less than a week. Or just hook up with a chick.

Are you still going out with that chick?
No she was a jake date

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null date

A romantic date that one, both, or third parties later deny counted as a date at all.

"Jasmine is hot, but the second she started talking it was a null date."

"Snodgrass said he took me out? Ew, no! Laser Tag nullified that date!"

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