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flesh diaper

The act of pulling the foreskin over the tip of the penis, and safety-pinning it together.

"Man, you shouldn't have hooked up with that chick from the piercing place in the mall. She looks like she's into flesh diapers."

by brosemite sam April 11, 2010


Poopy diaper day

When your day is really in the dirt, shitty, and/or unmotivated

The world is crashing and you just cannot adult. It’s a poopy diaper day

by PurMagc September 21, 2021


diaper management

This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!

During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!

by Harpo Marx November 3, 2015


Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.

Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.

by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021


White trash diaper

A garbage bag used as a diaper to prevent your friend or loved one,who is a notorious bed wetter, from pissing on your couch in their sleep. The bed wetting is usually a result of excessive fluid consumption.

Dude, Timmy made me wear a white trash diaper after I pissed on his couch the last time I crashed at his place.

by Silverslash January 19, 2019


Diaper snatcher

A flirty baby. A baby version of lady killer or maneater. A baby who knows how to work it.

Watch out for that Vera, making eyes at baby Daniel, she’s a real DIAPER SNATCHER!

by Annie.milz October 18, 2019


big shitty diaper

oh no guys i shitted in my diaper big shit nazi man hitler

guy 1: hey guys have you listened to suprx’s new song?
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper

by grug frim tha cruds November 20, 2020