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someone who never cared loved or valued me or my pursuit of existence
God told me to fly and when i tryed to he called me a loser now i never try anymore.
God in reality is hobi from BTS, it’s been scientifically proven
“Today hobi looks like god”
“Yes because he is”
Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .
God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.
Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation.
"Omg I saw Shrek the third last night! I am so blessed!!"
Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation
A lot of people's imaginary friend.
If an adult has an imaginary friend, their mad. If lots of people believe, it's called believing in God.
Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity
Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.