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A guy who probably never existed. Had a miraculous life and miraculous events at his death which nobody ever noticed until they were written down 30-60 years after the events
jesus follower: My jesus is the best attested person in human history
historian : cite the historical sources
jesus follower: *runs the other way*
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A dumbass beaner that has no life and plays a shit game like fortnite 24/7
Jesus, stop playing fortnite and play a good game like fifa
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I hate you because you put your family first.
I hate you because your smile is the only thing I think about.
I hate you because you have respect for anyone you think deserves it.
I hate you because you let me know how much you love me everyday.
I hate you because the fact that you live across the street from me makes me feel that we are meant to be.
I hate you because you haven't once thought about choosing over your family or me.
I hate you because you were there when I needed someone to step up for me.
I hate you because I love you to much to let you go.
I hate you because you make me feel like I'm the only girl for you.
I hate you because you always pass by my house and look at the window.
I hate you because you put in the effort to make a good appearance on everything.
I hate you because I'm deeply in love with you.
Jesus what more do I have to say.
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Compassionate, fervent lover, friend of sinners, a shepherd to the lost, Father to the orphan, Healer to the broken, Son of the Living God. Jesus Christ is the only man that took YOUR sin and nailed it to the cross. Sin no longer has a hold on you because of Jesus's sacrifice. Jesus died for you knowing that you might not ever love Him back, but He knew YOU were worth it, so He GLADLY died for you and on the third day, Jesus rose in victory. He is a gentleman, he will not force you to do anything, but nothing you can do will separate you from his all consuming, never ending, LOVE. Jesus is ALIVE. Jesus is GOD.
Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Luke 23:24
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1.) "And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever.
This is not her story"
-The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
2.) The person how some people believe existed and was a prophet/demigod. People now run around and kill things because of it for no good reason.
1.) The year 1984 (years after that guy Jesus kicked the bucket)
2.) "In the name of the Lord I will now run my sword though you in an extremly painful way!!!"
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