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A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
A melon exchange is when two pregnant women suck on each others breasts until they lose circulation and become unattached from the body. Then they are placed in a blender to be consumed by their child
"my mom wanted to abort me after she got melon exchanged"
A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.
I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.
Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.
I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons
Someone who believes in the heart of cards in every computer game but in the end always intentionally feeds.
Especially know from league of legends game play. So, better leave when you are in queue with an ice melon.
Play seriously or you are an ice melon.
A dangerous war criminal on the loose, at this moment we stand no chance against him
Me: yo have you heard of Yoda melon ?
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of
THE MOST RIGGED KOREAN AWARD SHOW THERE IS.
Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.
Starships Ent. rigged another show for the second time by buying Cravity the undeserving MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS ROTY and stealing it from deserving TREASURE.