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dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021


Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.

Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.

by EngineerDude October 2, 2020


baby padding

A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring

Bob: That's your third pizza hon
Marlene: I'm working on my baby padding

by Innomine Partri May 1, 2021


Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019


1/7-turn mouse-pad rotation

Refers to where you temporarily spin your rectangular mouse-pad a fraction of a turn so that you can roll the mouse diagonally along the pad for maximum "continuous travel-distance" before having to lift the mouse and bring it back up to the top of the pad again. Useful for when you need to move the cursor farther than an entire "top to bottom" or "left to right" sweep of the screen, such as if the web-page is extra long/wide, or if you are needing to view the page with the magnifier racked up considerably.

I always set my cursor's travel-speed at maximum so that I usually don't have to move the mouse very far to navigate the entire screen-area; once in a while I have to look at a really long column of text or images (like if I'm reading a large volume of text or shopping for items on a lengthy catalog-page), though, and so I do a 1/7-turn mouse-pad rotation to minimize my having to perform "fresh-bite hops" with the mouse.

by QuacksO April 3, 2019


jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 3, 2018


thigh pad

A way to describe someone with a lot of cash in their pocket, looking like they’re wearing football pads but it’s just money

Boy got a thigh pad

by iiirookie June 18, 2024