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Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!
Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!
A man who does nothing but sits on the PC and play Darkfall all day every day has not cleaned himself in 2 years because of sweat his room is a lifestyle and its a coom cave
look at that darkfall player aint it like like a century-old he obviously has nothing better to do am I right Garry XD
Who is an addicted Player?
Many of us do not need to think twice about this question. We know all to well. Our whole lives and thinking was centered in the Lifestyle in one form or another. Very simply we played The Game to live and Lived The Game to play. For us, we were seemingly married to it. Shotgun courtship and all, we were hitched to the Lifestyle, like a plow-horse to the plow. We broke the ground and tilled the soil, planting the seed of our own disease as we went.
Repeated transgressions against ourselves and society by our malignant bride didn't seem to phase us. Even in the face of over-whelming evidence that we should cut our losses and run, we did not. Through out our subjugation to the lifestyle, we were treated like slaves, all the while throwing everything we held dearly, upon its alter for the inevitable sacrifice. She was a whore through and through-out, but we thought of and fed her our souls, as if she were a saint.
While in the depths of our malignant malady, we did ourselves and others great harm. Many have endured great sufferings at the shakes of our hands. We are individuals caught up in the gravity of something much bigger and more powerful than ourselves, who's desires for us are always the same: Jails, Institutions, or Death...bar none.
Eric has been to prison two times for selling drugs. When he gets out of prison this time he said that "im not going back to the Game, i'll work at Mc Donalds if i have to" Thats what he said the first two times he got locked up. But he always goes right back to the Lifestyle after he has been out a couple months.
I would like to believe that he will beat his addiction to the lifestyle this time. I know that he is an addicted Player.
(related to alcohol consumption)
A small player is someone who is too weak to keep up with the group. This can be related to drinking games or just taking a cranberry juice.
person 1: 'Come on, down that drink! Or are you a small player?'
person 2: 'No, I'll do it right now!'
OR
person 1: 'the small player committee just called, they want you as their president!'
person 2: 'fuck you, I'll down it right now!'
someone that plays a game way too much, especially at home
Sweaty gamer: *plays 20 hours of league a day*
Less sweaty gamer: "you're such a home player"
A depressed person, mostly mare around the age of 12-25.
Plays the game because it's the only game he learned how to play when he was 8. Knowing his game is trash he still tries to defend it by calling every other game too easy and bad or full of children but don't have any other excuses. Rarely it'll be a female but can only be found playing the support role. LoL players either exist because of broken condoms or some other accident brought them into the "game". Mostly a virgin.
Chris is a LoL player he's depresed. Stay away or he'll talk shit about a good game
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Overwatch players dont exists. Overwatch players never existed. You never existed