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A woman who marries a Sailor in the U.S. Navy for personal or financial gain. The woman then lies, cheats, and steals from the Sailor either when he is at work or on deployment.
Sailor 1: Hey Johnson, what are you doing after we get secured today?
Sailor 2: Well, the Enterprise is pulling out tonight; so I'm gonna find a Navy wife to get with.
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A girl one attempts to begin a relationship with in late fall-early December to last until the weather improves and girls start going out again. The winter wife allows a young male to secure companionship during a relatively barren period in the dating market.
Generally, the male does not intend to make the winter wife a long-term girlfriend, and so the characteristics he prizes are slightly different. A slight decrease in physical beauty or intelligence will be overlooked if the girl is low maintenance, unlikely to take a breakup badly, and lives relatively close to his home (one does not want to have to pay for dates or incur expenses traveling to hook up with the winter wife). As the weather improves, the winter wife becomes more disposable, and a break-up becomes more likely, although the qualities that make her an ideal winter wife may cause the male to reconsider and continue dating her.
Dave: So are you and Emily serious? You hang out with her a lot.
Mike: Nah, she's just my winter wife. I'll probably dump her before Valentine's Day, since spring will be just around the corner.
Mike: Hey babe, I think you're great and everything, but I think it's time to see other people.
Emily: Is this just your way of avoiding taking me out for Valentine's Day?
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An old single male (normally rich) who goes to Asia solely to pick up a young hot Asian girl to bring back to his country to marry and have kids with. (kids usually retarded due to the age of male partner) This makes the girl a takeaway wife.
*Sees man holding hands with young Asian
Gary: I see Steve has got a takeaway wife
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Kind of like a husband bomb only it is used by a man about his wife. It could be when a man subtly mentions in a conversation that he is married or that he has a wife or least implies it. Used especially by men who wish to cause prospective women to back off. Source: Good deduction. There is husband bomb, boyfriend bomb and girlfriend bomb. I think there ought to be one called wife bomb. That simple.
John..... a homely chick was intersted in me but I did not like her so I told her I was married. That got rid of her.
Joe...... Sounds like you dropped the wife bomb.
John..... Yup.
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Nicer version of the wife beater
That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser
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It's a bad ass wife that doesn't take shit from no catty-ass bitches. She is loyal to her family and will fuck yo shit up for trash talking the ones she loves.
Better think twice, no ho's eva lived gettin' tween me and my trap wife.
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