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when a man sticks his dick up a woman ass and urinates between her cheeks
OMG!! Jacob just Kaylee’s dump truck an oil change!
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It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.
Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!
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1. A shift in normal routine, a variation in usual activities or pattern.
2. A baseball thrown with little velocity when the batter is expecting a fastball.
She's smiling in that one photo, just for a change of pace.
After six hours at my desk I need a change of pace, so I'm going for a swim.
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The act of inserting a funnel into someone's asshole and then spewing your own diarrhea into said funnel.
My girl wanted a Cleveland Steamer last night. I wasn't feeling well so my poop wasn't solid. We opted for an Oil Change instead.
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When you are sitting on the toilet, and the act of your poop dropping into toilet water, followed by the toilet water splashing up onto your anus.
Hey, Tom, how was your bowel movement?" "It was good, had an oil change which made the cleanup easier."
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To stick your dick in bitch's asshole, and try as hard as you can to pee in her dirty slut ass.
That bitch Gabriel just got an oil change.
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To compare your idea or object to another person's idea or object, which has far less magnitude than your own.
Dude, your cat is Pussy Change compared to my bear!
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