May 9th

The day when my best friend was born, yee yee i hope you see this

who’s birthday is today? the best kid around

uhh may 9th pretty cool day huh?

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Brian May

Guitarist for one of the greatest bands of all time, Queen. He wrote more songs than any member of the band other than Freddy. He is quite possibly the greatest guitarist ever to grace this earth with his blissfully lascivious guitar playing.

Briam May was a cornerstone of the best band in the world during the 70's.

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May 10

the day of getting with the person you wanna fuck with and doing it for a long time. Then ending up together for a long time. There are no flaws on this day

i cant wait for may 10

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May-linh

Often used to describe an amazing girl that is as close to perfection as possible in a human being. The described girl is usually incredibly sweet, kind, intelligent, funny, weird, etc. She is also known to be a mind-blowing singer.

Friend A: Wow, did you hear that girl's voice?
Friend B: Yeah, that was totally a May-linh.

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May the 4th

It is National Starwars day because of its similarity in sound to May the force. Disney+ also streams all the Starwars moves on this day.

May the 4th (Force) be with you!

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May 5th

My birthday but also twerk on your friend day and the can not resist

Person 1: It’s may 5th Its my birthday bitches
Person 2: ight so twerk

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may 26

may 26 is national eat pussy day.

richie: yooooo it’s may 26,, you know what that means?

eddie: what does that mean?

richie: it’s national eat pussy day!!!

eddie: i hate you

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