gumball activity

a gumball activity is when you rest your hand on your ass.

John: Hey dude what have you been doing today?
Sam: Resting my hand on my ass.
John: That's called a gumball activity.
Sam: Exactly!

EMS Activity

The deliberate and controlled, free-space radiation and/or reception of electromagnetic energy for a defined purpose.

Businesses conduct the EMS activity of communication to enable collaboration between headquarters offices and satellite units.

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

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lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

Extracollegiate Activities

Any activities frowned upon by society that occur within the confines of a college campus or during enrollment with said college.
Usually illegal in nature, and leading to criminal charges.
Ex. Underage Drinking, random sex, killing a midget with a towel rack.

Kyle: Say, lets go get wasted and then kill a hooker!
Tom: Sure, I'd love some extracollegiate activities.

Activity

The act of partying with your friends non-stop

Are you activity today??

Active puss chasing

Active puss chasing is the act of leaving your boys and or friends to chase some puss
Puss chasing means to chase after some girls in an attempt to get laid.
The men that partake in active puss chasing are often willing to leave their boys for dead to get his noodle wet

Friends standing in a group:
*Brad sees some hot college biddies*
*Brad leaves the groep without sayin anything to chase some puss*
Joey:dude wtf why he just leave like that what a soyboy?!
Carlos: You know what i call walking away from your boys like that, active puss chasing.
*Carlos prays to god so he can forgive Brad*