Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

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alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask

"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"

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alaskan pipeline

when u freeze a tird and fuck a chick with it

she loves alaskan pipelines

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Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.

"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"

alaskan angry bull

Alaskan angry bull:

the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.

eight full seconds count as a qualified ride.

variant form of alaskan dragon

hey dude i just pullef an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night

really? did you qualify?

you know i did!

Ayyy!

*high five*

Alaskan Spear-Chucker

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.

Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.

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alaskan polar bear

a bear from alaska... nothing sexual at all u pervert

wow look its an alaskan polar bear

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