The 3 keys commonly used to log onto a computer
Woman: "WE ARE FUCKING DONE, DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!? DONE, I CAN'T FUCKING STAND YOU ANYMORE!"
Man: *Ctrl, Alt, Del*
Woman: "🥛"
GordoAlt comes from the corrê-primitive landscape of the Nepêt-å "dev" mythology. "Gordo" is often used to describe an extremely god-like individual - who is often mentally-challenged and hated until he's gone. The original gordo from the Nepêt-å "dev" mythology was just that. "Alt" comes from the ancient tale of when Rév-uläte was corrupt and awfully persecuted Gordo for being better than him. "GordoAlt" was a phrase later said by the mighty god now known as "castyte"
Corrupt officer: *arrests someone innocent*
Bystanders: Gordo Alt
a group of stupid idiots that hate anything that is remotely leftist
the alt lite trashed the leftist meeting today
Commonly done in online arguments. Alting is using an alternate account to defend yourself in an argument. A trick used by people because they don’t want to lose an argument that has no significance over their life whatsoever.
User 1: You’re racist.
User 2: No. I’m not.
User 3(alt): BE QUIET YOU ROTTEN PEICE OF HOG FECES!
User 1: Shut up, you’re obviously alting.
Short for Alt-account paranoia. When you make a alt-account out of fear of something bad happening.
Person 1: Dude why the hell did you make a different account for that
Person 2: I got Alt-Paranoia.
When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.
Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.
Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
Refers to Donald Trump and his supporters.
People who work at Fox News are members of the alt-orange.