Get did for your bogans!

When you own someone so hard, they have to give you their bogans.

When Bill woke up from a hard night of boozing, he found out his friends smoked all of his cigs. Then he looked around for his bogans. After ten minutes he asked his friends if they had seen them(who obviously had, and smoked them all); and all of his friends said, "GET DID FOR YOUR BOGANS!!!!"

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Did you eat yet?

When an Asian parent says this to you.. it means "I Love You" as there is no literal translation for "I Love You" in any Asian languages.

Mom: "Did you eat yet?"
Kid: "Did you eat yet, too mom"

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Oops I did it again

I played with your butt. Got lost in the hole. Oh baby baby.

Oops OOPS! Ayayayayayay. Oops I did it again

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Lets not, and say we did

when someone asks u 2 do something u rle cant b fukd 2 do, just give them this reply... (see example)

CHAV-FRIEND:... Arrr m8 lets smash up that paki shop init bruv!!

MY-CHAVY-SELF:... Lets not, and say we did!!

ENJOY!!

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Little Did He Know...

a phrase many literary masters have been confused about. According to Dustin Hoffman (in stranger than fiction) many many essays have been written on the initiation of the term, which is unknown obviously

Little did He Know..., He was the catalyst of bravery and courage to prove a case in point. Being detained without probable cause and put into an asylum is a type of performance art initiated by a single self esteem booster. The count of monte crisco, i mean cristo. i do not have the historian perspective on such an idea, however, i do have a fair amount of life-time experience, as everyone else. Besides, you are unique just like everyone else. Collective conciousness is a real ideological standpoint IN reality. Media moves itself. Minarchism at it's finest form of anarchy. Inspired by SLC punk.

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did me like a dinner

1. Just like when you just had a huge dinner and all that is left are crumbs on your face

2. When she puts you in the oven for some bake time.

3. When she "drinks a milkshake" and gets a "milk mustache".

1. She said that she wanted a "light snack" but after I prepared some sausage she did me like a dinner

2. She said that I was looking a little "undercooked" so she did me like a dinner.

3. At my house we sat in the kitchen and she did me like a dinner.

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i did his nails

to suck ones dick

or

i got my nails done - i got my dick sucked

zack: i got my nails done the other day
tony: was she any good
zack: sure i came all over her face

jenny: i did his nails
vanessa: did you make him cum
jenny: yes and i swallowed it

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