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a gay rapist. someone who rapes gay people
Tony: Omg, dyu know Ben! ? He's an arse bandit !
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A person who is willing to ingratiate him/ herself to a supeior to advance their carreer /schooling even though they trually believe the superior is an arse hole.
Superior can I arse licker you because I think you are wonderful?
Why not because I have run out of toilet paper and i will see to your promotion.
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when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.
god that was an arse cruncher
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To be an "ugly arse" you'd need to be really ugly as far as looks go. Thus being described by your mates, friends and occasionally your family as an "Ugly Arse"
Tell all your friends. Its right.
Your not so beautiful ex girlfriend is a right ugly arse.
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Used as slang for.
I can't be bothered.
I need to go to town but I can't be arsed.
I should be doing some work but I can't be arsed.
This is the original definition.
Alternate saying
I can't be asked.
Apparently more polite but means
I've gone deaf?
I don't understand the question?
I don't understand English
I could write more definitions but I can't be ARSED and no one has ASKED me to.
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A homosexual gaylord bummer fag.
A bum-gineering expert.
A Martin of the fuller variety.
You dont wanna go there, it's full of shit-eaters and arse athletes!!
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A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.
"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"
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