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1. the natural ability to get As on tests without studying
2. the natural ability to be really good at fast paced card games such as speed and ERS
Applies to asians and caucasians, white people,who can obtain the card playing half of asian power by hanging out with asian people or playing cards with them.
(day of test)OMG what am i going to do, my test is in an hour and i haven't studied at all, I need my asian power to kick in.
(day of results) Yes! I got a 100! Looks like my asian power kicked in.
(card playing) Hey, how did you get so good? I have been seeing my asian source, he gives me my asian power.
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Asian Trains exist at raves due to the combination of mass amounts of people at events and the lower average height of asians. Thus, asians latch onto each other, hoping not to lose their families in the midst of chaos. If an asian train is broken, the two asian parties are basically fucked. If we replace asians with another race, say white people, they would shrug it off and continue to head in the same direction as the other party with the ability to see over most people, eventually rejoining them, with or without contact. Asian Trains have been spotted at music festivals, events, and raves.
I swear if one more Asian Train passes in front of me without saying excuse me, I'm splitting them up.
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Someone who's Asian characteristics are overpowering. Such as almond eyes barely visible to the naked eye, is an active participant of the infamous "Asian Pose", and one who sports the optional accessory of the Razor Scooter. They may also be found in any front row seat of a biology class.
"Hey man, did u see that super asian?"
"Nah she sped by too quick on her Razor Scooter."
"She must be late to her Biology class, looks like she's not getting a front row seat."
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the act of shoving your thumb up someone's arse.(butt hole)
this is commonly done as self defence and is often followed by a rear naked choke.
wrestlers call it "checking for oil"
porn stars call it "the thumb blast"
*the term was coined in MMA fighter Forrest Griffin's book, "Got Fight?".
I'm not afraid of that bully, he won't be able to stand my "asian dart".
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The Annoying blurriness that is used to cover up the small asian beefs in Japanese Porn! They blur out the snatch so they don't have to explain blurring out the 3 inch beef hors d'oeuvres the Japanese male is about to serve the female! Very annoying as in prevent the true porn connoisseur from truly enjoying the Asian snatch!
Yo Sir Boges, I was enjoying myself watching some Japanese porn until the Asian Blur wet noodled me, I had to switch it up and turn on some Rocco Siffredi! Now that is some grown man shit right there!
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Any Asian who is good at math.
Girl 1: Damn, the whole class failed the Calculus test except one person.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.
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The Asian BoyZ Gang was created by Cambodians both EFGC and CFGC to protect their own people from getting attack by Mexican gang members. Made in the 1980s. Gang Color is Navy Blue. 2nd largest Asian gang and 12th largest gang in America. Asian BoyZ is one of the dangerous Gangs in America with their Cambodian, Laos, and Vietnamese Members. Enemies of the AsianBoyZ Gangs are Tiny Raskal Gang, Laos Blood, EastSide Longos, Wah Ching, Modesto Hit Squad, Left Out Kidz, Crazy Mob, Crazy Brother Clan, $crapz, Asian Gangsta Crip, Khmer Thug, All Blood gangs and much more. Asian BoyZ team up: Loc Town Crips, Asian Klan, Krazy Boyz Kuhz, Norte, C14, Crazy Town Cripz, Asian Crips, Roach Killa Family, Infamous, Asian Outlaw Boyz, Vietnamese BoyZ and much more. The Asian BoyZ Gang is known for its chaos in 1998. The riot of the Asian BoyZ gang was called "Summer Madness" leaving around 12 Wah chings (Blood Gang) dead, in LA, CA And in 2005 4 Tiny Raskal Gang member dead, in Fresno, CA And 5 Tiny Raskal Gang Member killed, in lowell, MA And around 20 Tiny Raskal Gang Member killed, in Long Beach, CA And 8 Left Out Kidz (Blood Gang) dead, in Santa Rosa, CA And Much more murders aross the country. The Asian BoyZ is on the American Most Wanted List. The one who created the Asian BoyZ Gang is now in Cambodia. The Asian BoyZ Gang is well known in Long Beach, CA, Lowell, MA, Fresno, CA, Santa Rosa, CA, And Cambodia. Dress code is Navy Blue Rags, blue tees, Oakland A's Hat, jersey they wear are Dallas Cowboys or oakland Raiders. Favorite brands is Dickies. There are more Cambodians and Laos than Vietnamese member.
Da Asian Boyz b bangin wit VBZ
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