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Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.
Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)
Watch out...its the cops
Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit
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A term used to make something better.
"Want a scrambled egg?"
"Make it bacon!"
"Two it is. Fat fuck..."
"Yo, what bitch?"
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The act of putting Crisco or another brand of Vegetable Shortening on someone's back when they are sunbathing without their knowledge.
Oh man, I can't believe you bacon back'd Jake. Just listen to his back sizzle.
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Another phrase for lady parts that are prone to dangle down like beef cutains.
'I tell you no lie Mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. It were like chewin' on a chamois leather.'
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A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.
The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.
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Bacon Edge is the phenomenon when people who used to be Vegan Straigt Edge start drinking all the time and eating brunch for every meal. People say that when you become "bacon edge" is when you actually start being a cool person.
yo dude, mark is so bacon edge he got a stupid shirt from www.crispytees.com or something
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