One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.
Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck
November 29th is the only day out of every year you get to make fun of all your bald headed friends! *and donβt forget to post them too*
me: Hey nina! Look at Geo,, heβs bald!!
friend: Itβs November 29th! National Bald Headed Day!!
young adult, male, succumbing to prematurely shaven temple. a futile attempt to preserve dignity, masking the inevitable onset of recession.
associate of anally retarded behaviour. socially inadaquate.
"check out the bhc, he's full of mince"
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The act of masturbating (male).
I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".
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Forsen: "Fucking maldio, so mald so bald man"
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a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it
girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out
girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired βΊ
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To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy
Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff
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