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The act of defecating and vomiting simultaneously. Usually a symptom of the flu or other gastro-intenstinal virus.
Dude, can you get a wet-dry vac and some bleach? I went to go puke in the toilet, but I was packing the double-barrel shotgun so I got some anal confetti on the floor.
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Two rolled joints inside of one joint wrap
Did someone say roll a double barrel joint?
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When a woman farts and queefs at the same time.
I made a joke while have sex from behind, and when I pulled out, she was laughing so hard, she double-barrel shotgunned me.
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A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.
Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!
Guy 2: Owned.
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Pickle Barrel Syndrome manifests when someone who is really hungry ends up waiting, either in line or at a table for their food.
Symptoms include increasing irritability and crankiness that is proportional to hunger level, distinct frowning, and prolonged exposure can result in anger and violence. PBS is easily cured with access to food, and sufferers typically become apologetic after the fact.
Man, Cam had a major case of Pickle Barrel Syndrome yesterday at The Keg.
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when two men shoot their load at the same time, and at the same target
Girl: these two guys both jizzed on my face at the same time yesterday at this party....it was like so totally disgusting
Boy: Oh, you mean Ted and Jason...they've been getting everyone with the double-barreled cockgun all week so don't feel bad
When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina
Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.