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similar to a neck beard, it is the appearance of a neck beard around the shaft of the penis.
Did you see his shaft beard peeking out of his boxers?
The act of urinating on your own beard.
Hey Bill I bet you can't give yourself a mango beard
When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.
"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"
x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."
scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair
The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.
Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!
Liberty Beard (Adj.): When a member of the military doesn't shave on days off, or extended periods of leave or absence.
Guy 1: Hey, are you growing your Liberty beard out this weekend?
Guy 2: Bro I grow my liberty beard out every weekend.
When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.
Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.
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Male reproductive organ; a penis
I left work early to play with the kids. The bearded elder, I mean, and the twins.
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