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(n.) A wealthy neighborhood or region, named after what its spoiled children see when they spot Orion’s Belt in the sky.
The backyards in Orion's Gucci Belt may smell vaguely of George Bush's breath. It's an urban legend that the people who live in Orion's Gucci Belt root for financial crises and own large birds of prey that steal from the poor.
Person 1: "Wanna go to Chipotle?"
Person 2: "This is not the Rust Belt. This is Orion’s Gucci Belt. We feast at the Cheesecake Factory."
A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.
"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."
someone who is happy to get down to stuff in the sack, once their belt is down, but isn't interested in their partner above the belt, and when the belt's are up, they revert to being straight. Handy!
(this is the opposite of gay above the belt)
are you straight, gay, or gay below the belt?
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Seen on an episode of Keene and Peele on Comedy Central. Pretty sure it involves homosexual acts.
No matter how badly Brian and his friends wanted to just have a gang bang with a stripper, Kevin kept insisting on an armenian conveyer belt.
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A sub-category of the popular culture term "scene." A studded belt girl is not necessarily a girl; males may be considered studded belt girls (ie. Princes of the Studded Belt Girls). Studded Belt girls wear studded belts (obviously), bows, head bands, tight zip-up hoodies with patterns (usually colorful in appearance), skinny boot cut jeans, slip on flats (shoes), long beaded necklaces/bangles, and often sport bags displaying bands. (Common SBG bands include: Bayside, Thursday, Atreyu, Taking Back Sunday, Cute Is What We Aim For, Hellogoodbye, Boys Like Girls, Deathcab for Cutie). Much like scene kids, they often go to local shows and festivals. Many consider themselves to be "firsts." (First implies that they believe they are the first person ever to "discover" a band). They are mostly high school freshmen.
There is, however, a distinct difference between "scene kids" and studded belt girls. Scene kids often express their angst towards society, whereas SBGs try to be cute and accepting of life as it comes. ((Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.)) Another difference between "scene kids" and SBGs is the fact that "scene kids" sometimes tend to cut themselves, whereas SBGs are too bubbly to even think about damaging themselves. Their style often incorporates a mixture of merchandise from stores such as PacSun and Hot Topic. Their clothes often include patterns such as polka dots, horizontal stripes (never vertical), checkered prints, hearts, the occasional rainbow, dinosaurs and robots, skulls, stars, and cute little animals. SBGs are NEVER overweight. They have side bangs that they are constantly shifting out of their eyes. Their hair is usually short, colored (though not always) and layered. If this is not the case, their hair is definitely straightened.
Oh my God, Stacy looks like such a Studded Belt Girl today. Look at that zip-up hoodie with the rainbow hearts and those slip on shoes!
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The act of pulling your testicles over the waist band of your jeans and exposing them, therefor making your own belt buckle.
"I threw a sick polish belt buckle last night at the mall, you should've seen their faces!"
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When a man pulls his sack over his belt to make it look like a belt buckle
Ducharme Loves it to teaback my nuts when I do the texas belt buckle
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