After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.
Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.
She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
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The act of eating dinner after rehearsal, usually at Olde Blind Dog, where memories are made, and time in the kitchen is saved.
I completely forgot to cook today, so looks like I'm blind doggin it tonight!
Blind Blame (otherwise known as Blindfolded Blame) is when someone accuses something or someone else of something that is actually the fault of either the Blind Blamer's own short-comings, or a lack of understanding the other side's perspective/reasoning. The lack of both self-reflection and seeing other perspectives makes it a form of Miserablism, and is most done by students and some political activists.
Examples of Blind Blame include:
• Students (who dont pay attention or study any good) blaming teachers or the education system for their bad grades, without thinking about 1: if they maybe didnt study well, didnt pay attention or just never bothered asking questions, or 2: the reasons the teacher has for giving them that grade, and the reasons the education system has for working the way it does.
• Political activists (who are bad with money and lack good work ethics) blaming capitalism for why they're poor and calling for communism, despite not taking into account 1: their own financial decisions and how their resumé looks in current job market, or 2: why communism usually leads to even more poverty and how capitalism, while not perfect, has more opportunities for monetary success
Note: remember that these examples are not saying that blaming teachers or politicians is always Blind Blame. There's a reason I specified "who dont pay attention" and "who lack good work ethics" in these subjects. Its just those subjects with these traits that I am reffering to
when a facial goes wrong and hits a girl in the eye!
my gf is scared of getting mini blinds!
"That brando is meme blind"
"Brando thinks "poop" is funny"
A blind chef is a person who cooks delicious food, but never tastes it.
Person 1: Wow! How can someone cook so well without tasting their food?
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef
Mineism blindness is a state or condition of being psychologically and/or emotionally unaware and unable to recognize and admit the faults, failings, deficits and dysfunctions of humans, animals, possessions, idiosyncrasies and traits simply because they are "mine".
That lady suffers from mineism blindness - her 3 yr. old boy stabbed the dog 4 times and all she said was "I guess we need to talk to him."
Her cat's litter box smells like vapid vagina vapor, but she won't do anything about it as she has mineism blindness!