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When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
A fucking wild time. Engineers around Brazil come together to fucking rage.
I tried to design the Embraer autopilot but I went to this Brazilian Kegger and said fuck it’s good enough.
Do you remember that Brazilian Kegger? Fuck no I was so gone I don’t even remember getting invited!
A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.
Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.
When you hang a bitch from the ceiling and smack her with your dick.
Albert gave his bitch the Brazilian piñata.
A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.
He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.
The act of urinating in a woman’s rectum. She then lets the urine come out into a glass and the male drinks it.
My boyfriend was thirsty after sex so he drank the Brazilian lemonade.
When a threat/warning is given after the punishment.
He broke his jaw and told him he’d break his jaw after the fact, i don’t understand the point of brazilian threats man