i'm broke as a joke

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.

'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'

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Broke Dick Dog

-a very cool, well dressed person
-someone in style
-a good fo' nothin

"those cats looked cleaner that broke dick dogs"

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broke back matt

Broke Back Matt Refers To A Homosexual Man Who May Or May Not Have Watched The Film Broke Back Mountain.

I was chilling with broke back matt today.

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broke ass nigga

A term that white suburban emo girls sometimes refer to themselves as when they have absolutely no money in their pocket.

Can you give me a ride to the MCR concert, sweetie? I'm a broke ass nigga right now and it would be great.

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fix it till it's broke

The act of 'improving' or 'upgrading' something that was working fine until it's worse off than it was before.

The layout on 4chan had been perfectly fine for years but I guess the new owner decided to fix it till it's broke

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Broke my hole

A phrase originating in Ireland.
"Broke my hole" is used when expressing if something is funny. Implys the breaking of ones arsehole. Laughing so hard that you have broken your sphincter.
Can be used as part of a sentence or as a stand alone expression.

I broke my hole laughin'! It was hilarious!

A: Was the film any good?
B: Lad! I broke my hole!

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broke back mountain

a group of words you use when your out of cash; have no money at all

" hey steve, lets hit up burger king fool"
" cant dude, Im broke back mountain today"
or to shorten it out "Im broke back today fool, i cant"

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