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1) A song by the Arctic Monkeys, who are a band from Sheffield, UK. The song is about the lead-singer's ex-girlfriend.
2) A fansite dedicated to the above band - www.mardy-bum.com
3) A collection of mardy and bum, someone who moans when they don't get their own way and yet don't do anything for themselves.
She's a right mardy bum!
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bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).
it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell
person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME
Meaning either gay sex between men, puking on ones rectum, using a dildo on another mans rusty sheriffs badge, or shitting bricks
1) Man Cameron is such a bum chundler
2) Oh god, Cameron told us how he chundled all over some over guys bum!
3) Yeah, he bum chundled that guy
4) OMG dude, Cameron bum chundled all over your pillow!
A fart with an upwards inflection. When you fart with an upard inflection your fart is actualy asking you, or those arond you, a question and should be listened to.
*Upward inflected fart*
Man:"Oh, My bum just asked if you like the smell of other peoples poop?"
Woman in lift:"In answer to your bum question, The smell makes me horny."
A French fry that falls out of its container and onto the bottom of a paper take-out bag. Sometimes found in twos, other times found in large groups with other bum fries creating a greasy bottom. Bum fries are in no-man’s land, hence are up for grabs by any party that shares the same take-out bag.
Friend 1: “Hey! Stop eating the fries from the bag, those fell out of my box!”
Friend 2: “Nah man, that’s just a Bum Fry!”
The act of marking territory or items with urine or feces by homeless people.
Bryce didn't like that the car dealership used the empty lot that he slept in so he bum tagged all the new cars.