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Horny bastard, sure he has good style but gets no hoes. Short kinda ugly guy but makes everyone laugh
Person:Hey have you seen Emmanuel Carlos
Person 2: he’s being a horny bastard over there
Someone you are down to smash and their down to smash you, but for some reason you guys just don’t.
Person #1: you should date Steven/Carlos, you guys would be cute together
Person#2: Nah, I don’t see that
In the Destiny universe, "Carlos and Maria" are what Eva Levante secretly calls her fists: lefty being Carlos and righty being Maria.
Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.
Eva just smiles warmly knowing that Carlos and Maria are both still able to enjoy the solstice bonfire.
A crass, hispanic comedian. He has been called a racist, a spick,an unamerican, an insult to mexicans( or the "politically correct" hispanic), and has recieved death threats. But you know what...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Carlos Mencia is a funny comedian who recently got a show on Comedy Central calle "Mind of Mencia", showcasing his ability to be completely and brutally honest about the strange new world around him called america.
Did you see Mind of Mencia last night? It was funny!
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
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Pooping in someone's mouth while they're asleep, then lighting the poop on fire so that it resembles a Cuban cigar.
"Hunter was surprised to discover that Creek had given him an Omar Carlo while he slept."
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Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina
She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo
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