Completely worthless, useless.
As useless as tits on a chicken.
A large woman that sits on your lap and does your billing. For 25 cents an hour
Man I really need a lap chicken
Having sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Aye man i fucked this bitch last night, she made me go dead chicken
A black man or woman who ignores FDA and CDC recommendations and "washes dey chicken so da spices stick betta" typically using dish soap.
Bro Jamal's mom is a chicken washer.
for real; deadass
Originates from South-side St. Petersburg, Florida. Unknown etymology.
also sometimes "off chicken"
Person 1: Rodney said he was tryna get freaky with the coach.
Person 2: That dude is trippin', off chickens.
The leftovers of a roast chicken are placed in the bed/pillow of a friend.
If Rob doesn't stop bitching out I'm going to chicken submarine him
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A character of surfs up and is often used to compare a individual to a stoner.
โOi mate your legit chicken joeโ