Completely worthless, useless.
As useless as tits on a chicken.
A large woman that sits on your lap and does your billing. For 25 cents an hour
Man I really need a lap chicken
Having sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Aye man i fucked this bitch last night, she made me go dead chicken
A black man or woman who ignores FDA and CDC recommendations and "washes dey chicken so da spices stick betta" typically using dish soap.
Bro Jamal's mom is a chicken washer.
The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in
"i did the breaded chicken move and she didn't like it"
When you get too old and are no longer a spring chicken but not yet a fall chicken
My lady ain't no spring chicken no more, but she's still my summer chicken
for real; deadass
Originates from South-side St. Petersburg, Florida. Unknown etymology.
also sometimes "off chicken"
Person 1: Rodney said he was tryna get freaky with the coach.
Person 2: That dude is trippin', off chickens.