Indigo Child

Known for their indigo auras.
They're critical of everything, but that also includes themselves. So don't mistake them for being stuck up or snobby all the time... They are antisocial but very empathetic, and sensitive, and can see people's true intentions better than most.

Just because somebody is a better listener than a speaker, it doesn't mean they don't approve of you.

Boy: That kid's stuck up and weird...
Girl: Nope, he's just an indigo child.

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Child Abuse

It’s a child being abused

child abuse is not good

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Weed Child

The opposite of a flower child.

Someone who believes that violence solves basically everything. One who couldn't care less about the environment, nature, peace, etc. Generally very bitchy and pessimistic.

Person 1: "I swear I'm going to kill that bitch with an axe if she fucking talks about saving those stupid, selfish whales one. more. time."

Person 2: "Stop being such a weed child... damn."

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fuck child

1}A Bastard or a Bitch that some how wrongs you. 2}An allusive hooker. 3}A cheater

Look fuck child, I'm tired of dealn' with yo shit!

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inner child

as part of the phrase "release your inner child"

This is another way of telling someone you are going, or needing to have a massive shit without the vulgarity of telling them upfront that your going to have a shit.

"Where are you going Lucas?"

"I'm just going to release my inner child, be back in a minute".

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Child of Divorce

1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout

John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.

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Sperm Child

The phenomenon that is connected to the creation of head pubies, it is whenever a little girl before puberty gets a significantly large birthmark-looking blotch somewhere on their body, but usually occurs on their shoulder. It is a scientifically proven that only 5% of the female population will ever develop this, as they have the choice to either stay a woman or become a male-female hybrid before the onset of puberty, in which if it the girl has accepted to being a Sperm Child; the hidden dick inside the birthmark looking blotch to reveal itself. During its incubation the girl may have the dick talk to her, console her and advise her on various sorts of methods in getting harder as a person (p-penis). Properly allowing Sperm Child to develop results in the girl gaining head pubies, as well as dick-related powers, like wang-bending and using the released dick to shoot diamond hard sperm at enemies. Wispy poo arm hair may also develop

Cummel Does: Hey Jizzy why do you have head pubies on your....OMG YOU'RE A SPERM CHILD! WISPY POO! WISPY WISPY! WISPY PLLLZZZ!

Jizzy: Gurackurah! *Pulls out cock and stabs Cummels in the dick*

Cummel Does: *cum tear*

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