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a disposable vape or e-cig.
eg elf or geek bar
“can i use ur chong”
- “nah g its about to run out”
To smoke; usually a joint/spliff or blunt.
Friend 1 "That smells like some good weed man"
Friend 2 "It is! Here, have a chong of this!"
What private school boys say when they want to use a vape but don’t want the teachers to find out
Oi let’s go for a chong sesh
Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
If something smells disgusting/unbearable it 'chongs'
another more passionate word for 'stinks'
Willy T, the work colleague on the desk next to you, farts...
'Will, what have you eaten because that absolutely chongs?!'
Another word for 'Vape' but cooler and arder.
'It Chong O'clock.'