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Used to express incredulity at an overheaded goal
"Look at this overhead kick that was disallowed"
"Christ on a bicycle kick!"
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A satirical phrase of surprise or angst used instead of Jesus Christ.
Person 1: Jesus H. Christ!
Person 2: ...what does the H stand for?
Person 1: Hussein!
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The single salvation for all those below the poverty line or addicted to hard drugs; He usually appears to those in need of Him in the form of a skinny, pale, eccentric video artist with long blonde locks and he is usually wearing black leather or vintage military regalia.
Like if some crazed African-American homeless man is walking over a river on a bridge and passes by a man resembling the definition of White Christ Daddy and asks him for a dollar or two. And then when the skinny, pale, eccentric video artist with long blonde locks (probably wearing black leather or vintage military regalia) complies--or, again, someone who appears to be White Christ Daddy complies--the hobo exclaims, "White Christ Daddy!"
"Yo, I'mma drop mad ca$h on some bitches and beverages at the club like White Christ Daddy would, then I'mma dipset outta dat mothafucka. You feel me, nigga?"
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Wilder Jesus Christ is the lord and savior JC. He is so stunningly amazing at sports he doesn't even try. He has a mansion for himself and a mansion for his women. Wilder Jesus Christ is the return of JC.
Wilder Jesus Christ is so stunning that my eyeballs fell out of my head.
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A religious argument, usually going way too far. Typically between two people with relatively similar beliefs, though not necessarily. Typically focused on one or two minor details/differences in the respective theologies.
Wow, Joe and Jane had a huge Christ Fight about the Christmas tree they were putting up…something about the Star or an Angel on top??!! They’ve broken up over it.
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Some n00b faggot who frequents in LUEChat.
His hobbies contain attempting to be cool, trying to make friends online, and having absolutely no life at all.
If you catch him in LUEChat (which is hard not to, considering he's there 24 hours a day), he'll usually be bragging about his online popularity (or lack thereof) and his slow typing speed.
Avoid this nigger at all costs.
You're a lifeless piece of garbage with no friends and the brain capacity of a retarded parrot? You must be i saved christ!
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Riding two animals (or vehicles) at the same time by straddling on both of them, as Jesus did in Matthew 21:6–7 :
"So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them. / They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him on them. " NKJV
Wapow my brethren, check out my homie who trained two of his pet tigers. And holy crow! He's riding not just one, he's doing the Jesus Christ Manouver on both! How the heck does he even balance like that?
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