clown shoes

something or someone that is a total joke

*your sneakers are fuckin clown shoes dude
*that asshole aint nothing but clown shoes
*dude, your car is total clown shoes

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clown puncher

A derogatory term used to discribe one who has been caught masterbating. Also usful in slaging someone.

Leave me alone ya clown puncher!

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Hamburger Clown

A nickname for hamburger connoisseur/fast-food industry spokesman/former U.S. President Donald J. Trump referencing his love of hamburgers, or occasionally "hamberders".

An overflow crowd cheered at former President Donald Trump's rally yesterday when the Hamburger Clown himself walked out to the refrain of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A."

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Clown Kiss

Whist a lady is on a heavy flow day and a preferably dapper gentleman is taking advantage of this natural contraceptive, said lady aggressively jumps off of her mount and stamps her vagina on the mans chest, establishing a hint of dominance, levity, and a fond memory the gentlemen can wear the rest of the day.

I'm on cloud nine, I've got a clown kiss under this awesome 90's rugby shirt I'm wearing.

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Space Clown

A clown, from space. If you're afraid of clowns, you will be double afraid of space clowns.

You're talking not paying any attention, and you run into a guy wearing a Ferengi costume. You both yell "ACK - A SPACE CLOWN!!!"

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Silly Clown

When you put a baloon,(water,or normal. it doesnt matter) in a girls rectum and fill it partaly with glitter and inflate it with helium til' it ruptures inside of her. Then you punch her in the stomach, causing her to fart out glitter in a squeaky manner.

With enough roofies, Sarah would let you give her a "Silly Clown".

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Clown Burger

Another name for McDonalds

I think i will go to Clown Burger for lunch.

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