An absolute faggot ass nigga. They suck mad dick for a living and can't make good jokes. This punk nigga is also obsessed with Among Us....
coochie-sponge: yo look at this picture
A normal person: what's special about a red trash can?
coochie-spone: GET IT CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE RED CREWMATE FROM AMONG US!!!! HAHAHA AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOUGS!!!!!! HAHAHA AMONG US IS THE BEST GAME LOLOLOL!!!! RED IS SUS RED IS SUS!!!!
A normal person: what the actual fuck is wrong with you????
A coochie that is straight out of planned parenthood.
“Did you hear that she just had an abortion? She got graveyard coochie!”
On the first Sunday of July, a national holiday named ' Coochie Day ' takes place. This is a day when everyone spreads the awareness of coochie disease e.g coochie lice. Coochie small businesses are promoted.
' what are you doing for coochie days
' Oh, I will be buying coochie rubbers from small businesses<33'
It’s when you wipe from the back to the front.
“I wiped from my ass, forward to my vagina!” “Oh that’s called coochie ass!”
When you get a wedgie in your cooter.
These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!
Occurs when a female gets increasingly warm in the crotch area and her vagina starts to sweat.
Friend 1: Hey Gurl, my vagina is sweating up a storm!
Friend 2: No worries gurl friend, you just have some coochie condensation. we all get it every once in a while.
All knowledge and myths about coochies
Person 1: hey man do you know much about coochies?
Person 2: Yass queen I know all about coochie lore😍💅