An impressive menstrual cycle.
"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."
dumb or foolish. ninnymuggins doesn't really have a meaning.
its a funnier way to say silly
sorry i'm late, my car was being such a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.
Putting a piece of cotton candy in your mouth and give you lover a french kiss.
Cotton candy kisses are so sweet and sugary, it's candy and kissing at the same time.
when your period blood gets stuck in your pubes
forgot to shave and this damn pink cotton candy happened
Verb: the act of insurting a penis into a womans vagina while she has a cotton tampon insurted in her nukkle profected and fonuded in 2009 by Billy kent!
Ya i gave that bitch a "Bellare cotton jam",
and now shes afraid of the dark!
Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.
Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.
when a woman is on her period.
"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."