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When someone bails from social interaction. They don't want it to sound personal, but they really don't have a better excuse.
Hey man is your wife's boyfriend coming over for pizza? Nah he found out I'd be there and he COVID-19ed.
Hangover Covid (COVID aka Coronavirus Disease) is a symptom one experiences the morning after getting blackout drunk similar to a regular hangover and may subside for a few days. It's most common in people who think they had COVID but most certainly did not, and are now telling everyone they know that they survived the most infectious disease of 2020. Generally done for no other reason that to make an excuse that why felt slightly sick or to impress their peers.
"Yo, I got blackout drunk with my buddies from out of town and the next day I swear I had COVID."
"Did you take a test?"
"Nah but my headache lasted a few days and my nose was stuffed up for a bit."
"Bro you had hangover covid."
A couple that started dating during COVID-19 pandemic. They are like a regular couple except everything happens at 10x the speed as all they have had to do is get to know each-other.
Per1: Wow are they moving in already? It’s been 2 months?!
Per 2: Yeah, they are a covid couple it makes sense
Someone, or some entity, which will come in during the aftermath of Covid restrictions which destroyed economic activity and killed many small businesses, which will buy up those businesses for significant discounts once restrictions are removed and economic activity is allowed again in that sector. Many of these entities will have political connections and will have helped institute these restrictions in the first place.
That corporation was a Covid Carpetbagger for that local restaurant chain, that family lost their entire livelihood.
John McDaniel was a protest organizer during the 2020 covid-19 pandemic who died from the very same virus he was he was outraged by protections against.
A modern Typhoid Mary. Though there are no statistics at this time how many people he may have had in contact with while asymptomatic.
The outraged man at the grocery store was a real covid McDaniel, yelling about how wearing a mask is a violation of his rights.
Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.
"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."
When you have splinters in your ass hole.
“Damn, I got covid vagina Barry Scott.”
“Yeah, me too Stephanie. It sucks.”