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The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.
Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"
Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"
Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"
**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**
(Noun) An elite group of males who form a group consisting of creepy individuals. Members are often persecuted by peoples who are not part of the Creep Crew. Common punishments for being in the Creep Crew are, but not limited to: Butt Funnel, Quadruple Butt Funnel, and Elephant Walk.
Members perform rituals similar to that of Freemasons whereas members greet each other using secret handshakes and phrases.
Initiation to the Creep Crew can only be done through a current member/s.
There are a select few of us who think they're better than the rest of us. Would all members of this "Creep Crew" come forward. (Punishment to ensue)
sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.
i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.
When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.
We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!
That friend who doesn't understand the concept of keeping personal information private. They're commonly found sharing personal information told to them or actively seeking out new information from others due to their insatiable thirst. They are gaslighters who call others "paranoid" and play off what they do as normal and fine.
Also known to be prolific complainers when things don't go their way and expect everyone to do exactly what they want, commonly shown when you don't answer their calls because everyone else other than is an NPC without a life in their eyes, whinging when you don't do exactly what they want.
"I've just found out where Tobias lives!"
"You're being a real s_rny creep right now."
(v) The act of watching a live Facebook Live Gaming stream without commenting. Often paired with the "sus" eyes emoji. This can be seen in various live gaming streams, as well as when watching CreepyHorseman.
I'm Creeping 👀