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A cuddle bear is a person who gives the greatest cuddles in the world. They are extremely rare to find and there's only one in the entire universe. Cuddle bear is a great friend and can play piano like a GOD and has a really angelic voice that can help you fall asleep. He can be a really big crackhead sometimes and always makes fun of British accents. Just because they don't add the T in their words. He says ya dig after a lot of his sentences too. He also says stuff like "brother" and "wHat iS yOuR pRoBLEm" and he's very good at making people laugh. He also has a very cute giggle. So when you spot all these things you've spotted a cuddle bear.
Me:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Cuddle bear: can't, bottle of water, you brits speak funny ya dig
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When you're too drunk for phone sex.
"Oh I like when you bite my neck, I'm going to take your bra off...ugh, drunk so many clasps, screw it, I'll try for pants, why is the button so tricky, eh, fuck it, let's just do some phone cuddling"
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A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.
(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.
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What you call it when you want to get down with someone, but don't want to put it in any certain terms. Usually when one or both parties are involved in a relationship with someone else.
Girl: Hey, you want to come over tonight?
Guy: What for?
Girl: Some "platonic cuddling."
Guy: Right, I'll bring the condoms.
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A cute tall blackman, who loves to dance and sing. A very loving person, and loves to cuddle.
I love you Cuddle Bear.
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(n.) A female who only talks to certain men when she is in need of emotional support.
(n.) Someone who wants to hang out with someone as a couple, but only in the privacy of their homes. Sex will never be had, and the most anyone can hope for is a boob touch.
Man 1: "Sarah is coming over tonight, I think she'll finally sleep with me!"
Man 2: "Nah man, you know she's a total cuddle bunny."
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male who suffers the work load of a relationship without the benefits.
Dude who has to do all the relationship bullshit plus "just friends spooning" while said girl is screwing another guy or guys. Poor fucker never gets any and never understands why.
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