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An STD infested box cutter.
That bastard had a rusty box cutter, and now my box is burning.
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The act of making your gal shart herself by spiking with laxatives followed by anal sex. A break-up move. Best if performed in an alternate location or one other than your place. Guaranteed that no female will ask why you haven't called her back.
My chick was starting to get clingy and suggested we move in together so I gave her a New Brunswick Mud Cutter. She hasn't called me in 2 weeks.
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The idiot drama queens from high school that go to college, act like a bitch, get retard drunk 6 nights a week and fuck everything in sight.
"Shoo, you annoy me by being a cookie cutter college slut."
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The description of the hardest erection one has ever had.
She is so good looking she gave me a purple vein diamond cutter.
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Someone who is the first to do something that is now considered domain of the hipster and frequently copied. Commonly referred to as a trend-setter. A pioneer in cool who didn't intend to be cool.
"Tom is a pabst blue ribbon cutter, he moved to Washington Heights like, 8 years ago."
"Wait, you haven't seen (insert obscure foreign film here)?" "No, I guess I'm not the pabst blue ribbon cutter you thought I was."
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When a mans cock gets hard as a rock. This is harder than morning wood it’s the type of boner that makes ur want to hump cattle just to get the baby batter out. The angry blue vein diamond cutter is the epitome of a stiffy.
I woke up today with an angry blue vein diamond cutter and nearly speared my dog i guess i had a dream about Klay Aikan
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
A white girl who looks like a trillion other white girls. Probably has scene girl hair dyed supa blonde. Skinny. Most of the time a couple of peicings and craves attention.
Joe: damn dude check out that girl over there!
Bob: where?
Joe: right there.
Bob: ew gross! CCWG (cookie cutter white girl).
Joe: wut do you mean?
Bob:. She looks like the one right there and the girl over there!
joe: oh. Is that bad?
Bob: just not my style.
Joe: then what is your style?
Bob: black girls
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