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Derek

A callous man with a perpetual thousand yard stare. The light in his eyes burned out years ago.

"Man, that guy doesn't give a fuck about people's feelings. He's definitely a Derek."

by treyu3 November 12, 2021


Derek

Derek is known as the Rubber band man, he is wild as the Taliban, he usually found having a nine in my right, forty-five in my other hand. They also call Dereks trouble, always in trouble man, but his bank account is always worth a couple hundred grand.

Watch out for that Derek!!

by CassieRidenoel September 10, 2019


Derek

He sucks massive peen and is fat.

“Derek ur peen it’s......it’s so small

by Derek small peen April 11, 2019


Derek

has a lot of pimples and cant get any girls

OMG derek you are so ugly

by christy12341234123412341234 May 17, 2018


Derek

A deaf bearded male

That guy with the beard won’t hear you, he’s a Derek

by Celticfan November 1, 2018


Derek

A dick, a cheater, someone who will make you fall in love then leave you

“ Derek and I broke up then he started dating Emma a day after “

by Noneofyourbussin July 9, 2018


Derek

He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.

I wish I had a Derek.

by scoobydoo997 November 23, 2021