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Take a large diamond a throw it into a lake. No retrieving it. You buy your own diamonds. Farthest throw wins. Gay, i know.
Bob and sue had a diamond tossing match today. Wow those fuckers must be rich.
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Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out playa for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.
Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.
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When everything in your life seems to be in sync and you are doing very well at the moment!
DUDE! I just got a new girlfriend, and a new job. It's Raining Diamonds in my life right now!
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A blood diamond is a Gruffnugget pulled from the ass of a black man. However this gruffnugget will also usually include a small portion of blood to it, thus dubbed a 'Blood Diamond'.
Guy A: Hey bro, i accidentally mined a Blood Diamond from your black ass.
Guy B: Yeah, shit bro, I felt that.
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May you rest in peace idol
Dustin Diamond was my childhood :(
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Pink diamond is a character from the show Steven Universe.
She's also a bitch.
"Pink diamond was a brat"
"Pink diamond faked her shattering"
"Pink left Spinel in the garden for 6000 years"
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