New Year's diet

A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.

I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.

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Somali Diet

The diet of the average college student, which usually consist of rations or whatever an individual can scrounge up. This typically causes the student to lose copious amounts of weight and border on starvation.

"Damn this shit in smith looks disgusting"-White Guy #1

"Shit nigga, thats that Somali Diet"-Black Guy #1

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Raw Carnivore Diet

Raw carnivore diet invented by Public Figure Sv3rige is a subsection of the carnivore diet. Similar to carnivore, it includes eating animal foods and animal products only. But it extends to raw animal products not cooked. Raw eggs raw dairy and raw meat makes up raw carnivore. It also includes fermented meat.

Sv3rige says raw carnivore diet is good but cooked carnivore and non carnivore is mental illness.

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See food diet

A see food diet is where you see food and then eat it.

I'm on a see food diet. I see food. I eat food.

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diet dirt (DD)

We often hear of "dirt" in the context of "gossip" or interesting yet trivial facts about other people's lives. In the gay world, sharing "the dirt" seems to be an important pasttime. In fact, "dirt" has become some of a commodity to be shared. But to get "dirt" one has to "give dirt" or "share dirt." For the past 20 years, my gay friends when they feel they are not getting the full information (411) from one their friends, often restrict the flow of information to that friend, hence placing that person on the diet dirt plan or DD.

I put her on diet dirt, or she's on the DD plan.

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Art School Diet

habitual diet of hipsters and art school students; ONLY consuming coffee and cigarettes .

Fuck the freshman 15, I'm on the art school diet

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Exam Week Diet

a regimen of caffeine, applied every 3 hours, as well as energy drinks. Advil may be added if necessary.

Dude, i feel like crap, i'm doing the exam week diet.