Once apon a time dinosaur man found a cat. They made a dinosaur cat. They evolved into chickens. MATH!!!!!!!!!
I have a dinosaur. I have a cat. Uggh. Dinosaur cat
the painful dinosaur-like sores, bumps, and pimples in and around the mouth caused by kissing a dinosaur.
OR
A "disease" one catches from their boyfriend/girlfriend after kissing. This is actually caused by eating salty or fatty foods that make the tongue raw and skin oily, causing bumps inside and around the mouth.
Note: Cures for this disease are still unknown to this day.
Kathy got dinosauritis after her and Joseph's seventeenth kiss. Since he was her "dinosaur," Valerie diagnosed her with dinosauritis.
Someone who you depend on who is taller than you, someone you can trust, someone who you want to make sure is safe, someone who keeps you stable
“They are my emotional support dinosaur.”
“I’m their emotional support dinosaur.”
Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.
Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK
"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."
"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."
It's when your fucking a bitch in the ass and then u pull out and your girlfriend starts sucking your dick
Dude it was awsome I totally got the chocolate dinosaur last night
It means that someone is being ultra SUS
That guy is really being a SUSSY Baka Dinosaur