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This Russian spy, thought to be the god of thicc and spray tan, was born to serve the soviet union and is just disguised to appear as a cheeto puff.In one of his tweets, he brings the almighty and faithful slave covfefe to obey him. With covfefe on his side,very little can destroy him.
Donald Trump was elected as president in 2016.
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donald trump is racist, homphobic, sexist, xenophobic, a pedophile, a rapist, misogynistic, transphobic, orange.
donald trump is a horrible person do NOT vote for him.
biden 2020 !!!
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The dumb president that doesn't deserve it- (Biden wins) oh well that escalated quickly. The whole world: YAY!!!
*sees Donald trump*
*pulls out DSR-Precision DSR 50 Sniper Rifle*
*shoots*
Donald Trump: Hah sucker you missed-
Me:*bang bang*
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noun: A particularly creepy middle-aged peeping Tom who must always secretly video others doing sexual or lewd acts for his later enjoyment.
I found my Uncle's Dirty Donald videos; I was in them!
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Shitting in your hand and grabbing 'em by the pussy
I pulled a Dirty Donald on my wife's birthday
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The act of paying for McDonalds dollar menu items with purley coinage.
"Yo man you wanna hit up some McDonalds?"
"Sorry man I've got no cash money."
"Well just grab some change out of my car, we'll hit up Change Donalds. Ya know what I mean!"
A stupid man who is probably half human half orange and has a high IQ of 4 which is the same as his dick size! He is small handed so you know there’s no pleasure going his wife’s way during “sexy time” and a total and complete dumbass!
Person 1: man I think my wife is going to leave me!
Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes 😭
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