This Russian spy, thought to be the god of thicc and spray tan, was born to serve the soviet union and is just disguised to appear as a cheeto puff.In one of his tweets, he brings the almighty and faithful slave covfefe to obey him. With covfefe on his side,very little can destroy him.
Donald Trump was elected as president in 2016.
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donald trump is racist, homphobic, sexist, xenophobic, a pedophile, a rapist, misogynistic, transphobic, orange.
donald trump is a horrible person do NOT vote for him.
biden 2020 !!!
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The dumb president that doesn't deserve it- (Biden wins) oh well that escalated quickly. The whole world: YAY!!!
*sees Donald trump*
*pulls out DSR-Precision DSR 50 Sniper Rifle*
*shoots*
Donald Trump: Hah sucker you missed-
Me:*bang bang*
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noun: A particularly creepy middle-aged peeping Tom who must always secretly video others doing sexual or lewd acts for his later enjoyment.
I found my Uncle's Dirty Donald videos; I was in them!
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Shitting in your hand and grabbing 'em by the pussy
I pulled a Dirty Donald on my wife's birthday
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A stupid man who is probably half human half orange and has a high IQ of 4 which is the same as his dick size! He is small handed so you know thereβs no pleasure going his wifeβs way during βsexy timeβ and a total and complete dumbass!
Person 1: man I think my wife is going to leave me!
Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes π
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A president of the pass
Me: Donald trump is not a president anymore
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