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Fat, balding men with little to no neck, a shaved ape like appearance and minimal intelligence level currently infesting most of Eastern Europe.
Look at that mafia douchebag over there in his 1987 Mercedes that he got by stealing money from the Bulgarian government - that guy should totally be killed immediately.
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1) Beautiful, attractive, sexy man who's a total douche.
Hey girl hey why don't you call Malcolm and invite him to the party?
Bitch please, that gucci douchebag would be flirting with other girls the whole night.
What a shame - he looks like a walking ad for Express.
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In the game of guy attracts girl, the only winning strategy for men any more is to simply be a complete tool, or douchebag. The sweet guy will always end up turning into the gay bestfriend with no hope of recovery.
Joe: You hear that Michelle started dating Chad?
Nerd: WTF I POORED MY HEART OUT TO HER JUST LAST NIGHT!
Joe: Well you know how douchebag theory is...
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The hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.
Ben: Why don't you ever see a cool dude with a hott girlfriend?
Joel: Ever heard of the douchebag theory? Check it out on Urbandictionary.com!
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fathers at sporting events that are overexuberant in expressing their emotions towards what is happening in the competition.
douchebag dad ran onto the field to celebrate with the team after a first down.
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An establishment, generally a public bar or club but could also be a private residence, which is frequented primarily by douchebags.
Residents of a douchebag fort can also be given rank based on their level of douchebaggery.
"No, I don't want to go to the Kells, it's a total douchebag fort."
or
Jill, you really don’t want to date Kevin; he’s a Sergeant at Fort Douchebag."
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A continuation of douchebag, but primarily used by those who want to feel more original. Can be used to replace a name or a pronoun.
"Hey, douchebag-mcgraff...you suck!"
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