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Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 2, 2011

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Zoolander driver

someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling

person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"

person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."

by Kbrod May 16, 2011

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someday driver

Someone who drives poorly and you hope "someday" they will get driving lessons and finally learn to drive.

A replacement for Sunday driver directed at people who are driving poorly, very slowly in the left lane or just dithering and dawdling, not signaling or just plain unaware of their surroundings and what is the appropriate response. Often holding a cell phone! A crash waiting to occur!

Look at that someday driver, maybe he'll finally learn how to use his signal.

Let's pass that someday driver before he loses control and drives some poor innocent off the road!

by George TheCar August 17, 2009

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bus driver

An individual who drives passengers to and from school but unfortunately does not receive any reimbursemnt from said "passengers". This individual receives much grief from his peers due to his countless hours of time wasted driving the bus without anything to show for it. Weapon of choice is usually a green Jeep Wrangler with custom plates.

"L and J throw me a freckin bone here" said the angry Bus Driver

by jackgibson February 13, 2007

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pile driver

Ellen Degeneres thinks that having a partner of this occupation is the secret to having daily sex.

"Ladies, get yourself a pile driver!"

by RawRawGirl March 3, 2008

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lebo driver

Good driver, a driver that go 160 in a 60 road , without making any stupid collisions or accidents.

look at the lebo driver with his Subi.

by moey132 March 3, 2016

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bus driver

Te most awesome occupation in the world!

"I've gotta catch my bus, I love the bus driver!"

by revirdsub June 9, 2006

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