Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.
Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"
The exclusively female equivalent of a human centipede, where instead of being linked via genital penetration, but where the hand of the partner behind said female links to them by holding onto the tampon string of the female in front of them
Let your imagination run wild it’s a Tampax Express
Express is a new and upcoming 5 member pop girl group set to debut March 1st, 2021.
“Wait, you’ve heard of Express too! I’m so excited for their debut.”
(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
When a guy jerks off while eating his bitches ass
Last night I gave June an oRIMent express and she fucking loved it!
1ft 4
Help me ive been doing this shit or 4 hours
the person who made vocab express is 1ft 4.