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Softcock express

Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.

Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"

by softcock Express April 27, 2010


Tampax Express

The exclusively female equivalent of a human centipede, where instead of being linked via genital penetration, but where the hand of the partner behind said female links to them by holding onto the tampon string of the female in front of them

Let your imagination run wild it’s a Tampax Express

by Siriusly?#harrypotterlover:) September 2, 2019


Express

Express is a new and upcoming 5 member pop girl group set to debut March 1st, 2021.

“Wait, you’ve heard of Express too! I’m so excited for their debut.”

by Express Official January 23, 2021


Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021


Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021


oRIMent express

When a guy jerks off while eating his bitches ass

Last night I gave June an oRIMent express and she fucking loved it!

by BroncoDonko August 15, 2023


Vocab Express

1ft 4
Help me ive been doing this shit or 4 hours

the person who made vocab express is 1ft 4.

by KosyKebab October 5, 2021