Face a blunt

to smoke a whole blunt by yourself

"Rich Homie came through on the loud last night and let me face a blunt"

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your face is

Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed.

Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.

Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.

Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.

A: That's fucking stupid.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.

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baby faced

Having a youthful-looking face.

That young man is baby faced.

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Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.

Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)

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big faces

meaning bills like $20,$50,$100 because
of tha big faces

ay homie we got to be makin them big faces

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serving face

posing intensely in a photograph. Particularly working your face.
Commonly said by drag queens

"Yes girl! She was serving face!"

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Morning face

That tired, ugly face people get when they've just woken up in the morning. It's also just as common to get morning face after waking up from a nap. People with morning face may also have morning hair. They will have bags under their eyes/dark circles around their eyes, a slouched posture, and pouty lips. Their skin may also appear paler/greenish or yellowish, as if they are sick, but it is more common to just be a little paler.

My brother: Hey, Vicky - OH, MY GOD, IT'S JEFF THE KILLER!
Me: Chillax, bitch, it's just my morning face.

(Whenever I grin with my morning face, I actually do look like JTK.)

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