When you're extremely nervous about something or sexually attracted to someone HOT
"I get fanny flutters just looking at him"
A Lubrication of sorts, which one uses to moisten a women's vagina.
Dave: "What you got in your bag pete?"
Pete: "Its some fanny butter for the wife."
Discharge from the vagina. Normally white in colour.
Stella pulled down her panties to find them filled with fishy fanny flem and buzzing with flies
noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.
Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?
When a smokin hot chick has a sub-par ass.
Jerry "Man look at that dime!!"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"
The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.
"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"
A rag based product used to absorb the monthly blood of woman in order to prevent it dripping down her leg and causing embarrassment. Ancient Romans used dead hamsters due to the absorbancy of the fur. Today some tribes in Africa use dried leaves and after the cycle has finished they smoke the leaves to ward off evil spirits.
Brands include Tampax, Bodyform and Tesco Value.
Would come out in conversation thus:
"Shit, I have run out of fanny nappies" or
"Whats up John? I didn't get any last night the bitch was wearing a fanny nappy"