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When you act dumb in response to pain.
“Hey you’ve been talking nonsense all day, are you having dummy pains again?”
A kind of phantom pain experienced by someone watching a dude getting nailed in the junk.
Hey, what are you doing? And why are your legs crossed like that?
Oh god... That had to hurt...
What had to hurt?
Don't worry about it... It's not something a woman would understand...
What are you talking about?
...sympathy pain....
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Overwhelming and annoying pain occurring in the frontal lobe of the brain. Generally more severe than a normal head ach, Pea Pain is simply pain caused by the forces of the world seemingly crushing your brain to the size of a pea.
-Also used to describe headaches during pregnancy because a woman’s brain actually decreases in size.
Woman: Ahhhh, BABY!
Man: What?
Woman: Being pregnant sucks! I have the T-Payne of Pea Pain… it’s that bad!
Man: Yea?
T-Payne: Yeaaaaaeaaaah!!
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A face that is made while getting a tattoo or body piercing, usually made in jest, but some are legit.
1. It didn't really hurt when I got my tattoo, I just made some pain faces for the camera.
2. It hurt like a bitch when I got my tongue pierced, I couldn't help but make the pain face.
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(N) Blunt (usually cylindrical) object used to inflict pain.
Don't make me get the pain bar on your ass!
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When you make a sh#t load of money, but could have made even more.
1. I bought 100,000 stocks at 5 cents a share, and sold them at $29 a share. Then, the next day they went up to $60 per share!!!! Could have made an even bigger fortune. Oy veh, I got Jewish pain!!
2. Could have saved twice as many starving orphans in Africa!!
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